My Life Will Be The Best Illustration

But The Emperor Has Nothing At All On!

My Life Is A Lovely Story, Happy And Full Of Incident.

In The Middle Of A Garden Grew A Rose Tree; It Was Full Of Roses, And In The Loveliest Of Them All Lived An Elf. He Was So Tiny That No Human Eye Could See Him. He Had A Snug Little Room Behind Every Petal Of The Rose. He Was As Well Made And As Perfect As Any Human Child, And He Had Wings Reaching From His Shoulders To His Feet. Oh, What A Delicious Scent There Was In His Room, And How Lovely And Transparent The Walls Were, For They Were Palest Pink, Rose Petals.

I Only Appear To Be Dead.

Most Of The People Who Will Walk After Me Will Be Children, So Make The Beat Keep Time With Short Steps.