My Life Is Okay, My Life Is

I'm A Video Game Fan, And I Always Thought It Would Be Cool To Be Able To Control A Character.

I Am Trying To Impress Myself. I Have Yet To Do It.

I Trained More Than Anybody Ever In A Golf Film Ever Made - My Swing Is Pretty Hot.

And I'm Not A Personality; Otherwise I'd Be Coming Out With An Album, Performing On Mtv. All That Stuff Is Possible And I Can Do That Tomorrow. I Just Have No Need.

I Would Like To Be George Clooney - Diplomatic. I Just Don't Have The Wherewithal Yet Or The Inner Serenity.