My Last Year With The Spurs, I

To Hang Out In A Gay Bar Or Put On A Sequined Halter Top Makes Me Feel Like A Total Person.

When They Gave Me That Trophy, Bro, I Cried.

The Only Time I'd Played Organized Basketball Was My Sophomore Year In High School, When I Barely Made The Junior Varsity Team.

This Life Is Like A Swimming Pool. You Dive Into The Water, But You Can't See How Deep It Is.

With Me, Everything's Right On The Table.