My Knees Have Always Been Ugly.

Freud Is The Father Of Psychoanalysis. It Had No Mother.

A Library Is A Place Where You Can Lose Your Innocence Without Losing Your Virginity.

No One Goes To The Toilet In Novels. You'd Think None Of Us Had Bladders.

War Is The Admission Of Defeat In The Face Of Conflicting Interests: By War The Issue Is Left To Chance, And The Tacit Assumption That The Best Man Will Win Is Not At All Justified. It Might Equally Be Argued That The Worst, The Most Unscrupulous Man Will Win, Although History Will Continue The Absurd Game By Finding Him After All The Best Man.

Sex Is More Fun Than Cars But Cars Refuel Quicker Than Men.