My Journey As A Player Is Complete.

I'm A Walking Record.

Speeches And Me Don't Get Along Sometimes. It Is Kind Of Like Putting A Tie Too Tight On My Neck. I'm Going To Do Whatever Feels Right.

I Can't Find A Job. It Makes Me Crazy.

When I Was A Little-leaguer, I Was Sort Of Famous For Stealing Bases - And It Started Only Because My Mom Wanted To Be Sure Where I Was In The Afternoons. Mom Always Used To Say, "if You Don't Come Home Dirty, You Didn't Play A Baseball Game." So I Always Tried To Get In A Situation Where I Had To Slide So That I Could Go Home Dirty.

I Told Myself That If I Ever Make It To The Big Leagues That I Would Be The One To Appreciate The Fans. Take A Little Time Out To Sign Autographs And Shake Their Hands And Say Hello To Them.