My Job Isn't To Strike Guys Out,

Do You Think It's Easy To Just Walk Up To Joe Dimaggio And Start Up A Conversation? I've Been Around Him At Old-timers' Games, And Believe Me, He's Someone Special. It's Not Easy To Walk Over And Say, 'how Ya Doin', Joe, Whaddya Say?' You Really Feel As Though This Is The One Old-timer You Have To Call Mister.

If The Mets Can Win The World Series, The United States Can Get Out Of Vietnam.

Some Pitchers Want To Be Known As The Fastest Throwers That Ever Lived. Some Want To Win 30 Games In One Season. Some Want To Pitch A No-hitter. All I Want To Do Is The Best I Can, Day After Day. In Other Words, I Want To Prove I Am The Best.

I Would Like To Be A Great Artist. I Would Quit Pitching If I Could Paint Like Monet Or Rousseau. But I Cant. What I Can Do Is Pitch, And I Can Do That Very Well.

There Are Only Two Places In This League, First Place And No Place.