My Job Is To Be Some Sort

I Used To Do This Big Rant At The End Of Some Gigs With Ben Folds Five. The Band Broke Into This Big Heavy Metal Thing And I Started As A Joke To Scream In A Heavy Metal Falsetto. I Found Myself Saying Things Like: Feel My Pain, I Am White, Feel My Pain.

I'm Romantically Inclined. No Human Being On Earth Is Not Attracted To Other People. There Is No Fairy Tale That They Only Have Eyes For You. You Just Choose To Act On It Or Not.

If The Melody Is Telling Me This Is What The Song Is About, Then I'm Sort Of Forced Into Confession, Autobiography Or Fantasy. If I Don't Do That, I've Hamstrung The Melody.

The Clock Never Stops, Never Stops, Never Waits. We're Growing Old. It's Getting Late.

The Nice Thing About Age Is Worrying Less And Less About What People Think.