My Ideal Relaxation Is Working On Upholstry.

[my Favorite Word?] "yes."

Men Are Just Like A Book - With A Beginning, Middle And An End.

Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So Impressed With It.

A Little Bit Of Pain Is Good For You. I Feel Alive. Everybody Needs Struggle. Once You Overcome An Obstacle, You Springboard Into The Future. Life Is Interesting And Short And It's Not Supposed To Be Easy, And If It Is, You're Probably Just In Denial And You're Existing Here Like A Zombie.

I Was Afraid Of Staying At The Playboy Mansion; I Wanted To Get A Footing Before I Ventured Into A World Of Hedonism.