My Ideal Relaxation Is Working On Upholstry.

The True Meaning Of Feminism Is This: To Use Your Strong Womanly Image To Gain Strong Results In Society.

My Father Is A Great Grandfather. He's A Wonderful Grandfather, But He's A Terrible Husband.

I Have My Hands Full With My Kids And So Romance Is Not High On My List Of Priorities.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

Yeah, I Finished, It Was Hard. Those Last Five Miles. It Was Like Giving Birth And Then Being Told To Run As You're Giving Birth. It Was So Much Pain In My Hips. I Don't Know If Women Are Meant To Run, Especially After Having Kids.