My Heavens! I've Been Talking Prose For

No Matter What Aristotle And The Philosophers Say, Nothing Is Equal To Tobacco; It's The Passion Of The Well-bred, And He Who Lives Without Tobacco Lives A Life Not Worth Living.

Malicious Men May Die, But Malice Never.

You Think You Can Marry For Your Own Pleasure, Friend?

Ah, There Are No Children Nowadays.

I Have The Fault Of Being A Little More Sincere Than Is Proper.