My Heart Is Really Pounding," I Said.

Our Lives Are Composed Of A Finite Set Of Moments That We Choose How To Spend.

All Good American Literature Is Always Interested In People Who Are Ambiguously Heroic, Like Gatsby.

In The First Century Ce, Roman Authorities Punished St. Apollonia By Crushing Her Teeth One By One With Pliers. Colin Often Thought About This In Relationship To The Monotony Of Dumping: We Have Thirty-two Teeth. After A While, Having Each Tooth Individually Destroyed Probably Gets Repetitive, Even Dull. But It Never Stops Hurting.

I'm A Bad Boyfriend. She's A Bad Girlfriend. We Deserve Each Other.

If Drunk Were Cookies, I'd Be Famous Amos