My Hair Is Naturally Really Thin And

My Boyfriend Thinks It's Crazy That I Wear A Different Bikini Every Day On Holiday.

My Father Started With Nothing And Is A Self-made Man. No Matter What I Do With My Life, I Can Never Match His Accomplishments.

Before Mobile Phones, I Used To Call My Parents From A Phone Box And Reverse The Charges.

My Hair Is Naturally Really Thin And Dead Straight, With No Movement.

At The End Of The Day, I'm Not A Bad Person; I Don't Hurt Anyone.