My Grandmother Really Liked Virgins. There's Nothing

I'm Really Into Moderation. Too Much Of Anything Will Harm You In The End. Too Much Sugar. Too Much Pasta. I'm Into Drugs As A Teaching Tool, Which Is Why I Only Take Hallucinogenics. I Mean, It's Not Like I've Never Done Cocaine, But, On The Whole, If I Can't See Dancing Elephants Then I'm Not Interested.

This Whole Christian Theology Thing Is That God Came Down To Experience Life Through His Son. Well, How's He Experiencing Life If He Doesn't Get Laid? Give Me A Break. And Why Would He Not Get Laid, As He Created The Apparatus In The First Place?

There Are Quite A Few Very Funny People In My Life. You Know Those People Who Don't Mean To Be Funny, They Just Come Out With These Zingers That Just Make You Howl With Laughter. Usually You Find These People In The Road Crew. A Good Crew Is A Key To A Healthy Funny Bone.

I Get Tired Of Wearing The Same Thing All The Time Too.

I Like Cosy, Intimate Houses.