My Goal Is To Do Something Outrageous

When You Least Expect It, Someone May Actually Listen To What You Have To Say.

I Enjoy My Wrinkles And Regard Them As Badges Of Distinction - I've Worked Hard For Them!

Old Age Is An Excellent Time For Outrage.

Men And Women Approaching Retirement Age Should Be Recycled For Public Service Work, And Their Companies Should Foot The Bill. We Can No Longer Afford To Scrap-pile People.

There Are Six Myths About Old Age: 1. That It's A Disease, A Disaster. 2. That We Are Mindless. 3. That We Are Sexless. 4. That We Are Useless. 5. That We Are Powerless. 6. That We Are All Alike.