My Glass Of Wine And I Are

If You Do Put Yourself Out There And Do Things That Are Not Safe, Then You Run The Risk Of Being Criticized For It.

I Actually Live A Very Mediocre Lifestyle. So I Decided To Step Back And Do Things Not Just For The Sake Of Doing Them, But Because I Believe In Them And I Want To Do Them.

Five Inches Of Snow In Five Inch Heels, You Can't Look Sexy And You Can't Look Like You Know What You're Doing Because You're Fall.

I Think Parenthood Is Just Ripe For Comedy. This Just Happens To Be Told From The Perspective Of Women.

I Think I Have A Good Sense Of Humor, But I'm Not, Like, A Joke-teller. I Get The Jokes, Which Is Sometimes Half The Battle. Believe Me, I Have No Idea Why Anyone Hires Me.