My First Character Was Mr. Toad.

I Just Became One With My Browser Software.

All Life Is A Blur Of Republicans And Meat.

I Always Thought Of Levittown As A Joke.

Jazz, Rock And Roll, Movies And Comics Are The Culture Of America.

Vegetarianism Can Easily Reach Religious Proportions. Refraining From Meat On Moral Grounds Serves To Dignify Feelings Of Guilt Toward Sad-eyed, Furry Creatures And Substitutes Righteousness For Squeamishness.