My Films Are About Embarrassment.

Definition Of A Classic: A Book Everyone Is Assumed To Have Read And Often Thinks They Have.

Mark My Words, When A Society Has To Resort To The Lavatory For Its Humour, The Writing Is On The Wall.

If You Think Squash Is A Competitive Activity, Try Flower Arranging.

Those Who Have Known The Famous Are Publicly Debriefed Of Their Memories, Knowing As Their Own Dusk Falls That They Will Only Be Remembered For Remembering Someone Else.

F They'd Been Working With Alec Guinness, For Instance, They Wouldn't Have Known They Were Born If They'd Not Towed The Line!