My Feet Are Like Gnarled Old Tree

I Like To Describe My Life As A Black Hole With A Little Light Out There.

The Doors Fly Open When You're A Professional Athlete.

I Spent My Whole Childhood Looking For An Escape.

They Didn't Have A Problem With Me Being Wild And Crazy When It Came Time To Fill The Arenas.

The Nba's Chosen Ones Think I'm Setting A Bad Example? I Think They Need To Look Around And Stop Taking Themselves So Seriously.