[my Favorite Word?] "yes."

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!

I Have A Silicone Bust, And Half Of Hollywood - Artificial Person.

I Was Getting A Little Bored With My Hair. It's Kind Of A Symbolic Thing, Just Getting Rid Of The Past, Moving Forward. It's Amazing What A Reaction You Get When You Cut Your Hair.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

I Love Being Outdoors And Think A Tan Is Very Sexy. I'll Lie Out On White Towels Strewn With Pillows. I Don't Like To Hide Under Hats. If Anyone Knows About Spending Lots Of The Time On The Beach, With Kids And Dogs In Tow, It's Me.