My Favorite Vegetable Is The Marshmallow.

I Was The Youngest Of Six Kids, So Yeah, Feeding Myself Was Important, But It's Not Like I Was Obsessed With Food Growing Up.

I'm Not A Strict Vegetarian. I Do Eat Beef And Pork. And Chicken. But Not Fish 'cause That's Disgusting! How Do You Know When Fish Goes Bad? It Smells Like Fish Either Way! 'hey This Smells Like A Dumpster, Lets Eat It!'

I Love Standup Comedians. I Really Do.

The Question Is The Primary Form Of Communication For Little Kids.

After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!