My Favorite Vegetable Is The Marshmallow.

Comedians Rarely Have Writers, And If You Do It's Usually A Sign Of Laziness.

The Appetizer Is Just An Excuse For An Extra Meal. Let's See, I Will Start With The Eighty Buffalo Wings.

I Grew Up In Sheepshead Bay.

I Was Raised In A Family Where My Father Was The First One To Go To College.

Some People That Work For Hot Pockets Came To My Denver Paramount Theater Show. They Brought These Hot Pocket Boxes The Size Of Suit Cases For Me To Sign. I Wrote "these Are Wmd's" On The Boxes. The Hp People Seem To Have A Good Sense Of Humor About All Of It.