My Favorite Thing About Being A Mom

I Definitely Don't Think That I'm Hot Doo-doo. I Don't.

Different Cocktails For Different Saturday Nights.

It Wasn't My Choice To Be An Open Book, But When People Found Out What My Life Was Like When I Was 14 Or 15, I Didn't Deny It. I Think The More Imperfect You Are, The More Human You Are.

I Want People To Be Blown Away When I Do What They Don't Expect.

Whether You're Throwing Up Or Breaking Up, You Want Your Girlfriend Right There! I Don't Trust Women Who Don't Go To Their Girlfriends.