My Father Wouldn't Get Us A Tv,

Like Most Girls I'm Always Really Self-conscious About Do I Look Fat, If My Legs Are Short, If I'm Weird Shaped, But When I Go On Stage, Man, It Never Occurs To Me. I Think I Look Beautiful.

All My Life I Just Wanted To Be A Beatnik. Meet All The Heavies, Get Stoned, Get Laid, Have A Good Time. That's All I Ever Wanted. Except I Knew I Had A Good Voice And I Could Always Get A Couple Of Beers Off Of It. All Of A Sudden Someone Threw Me In This Rock 'n' Roll Band. They Threw These Musicians At Me, Man, And The Sound Was Coming From Behind. The Bass Was Charging Me. And I Decided Then And There That That Was It. I Never Wanted To Do Anything Else. It Was Better Than It Had Been With Any Man, You Know. Maybe That's The Trouble.

In My Insides, It Really Hurts If Someone Doesn't Like Me. It's Silly.

Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz.

Guess What, I Might Be The First Hippie Pinup Girl.