My Father Is An Amazing Man.

Because I'm An American, I Know There's All Sorts Of International Folks Who Would Gladly Kidnap And Behead Me.

If It's Fiction, Then It Better Be True.

Books And Beer Are The Best And Worst Defense.

Like Any Good Shaman, Professional Baseball Player, Or Politician, My Mother Always Answered Questions With Questions.

We're All Travelling Heavy With Illusions.