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My Grandmother Really Liked Virgins. There's Nothing Wrong With Virgins, There's A Time And A Place For That. I Had Other Things On My Mind... Like Robert Plant.

The Violence Betwen Women Is Unbelievable. Women Try To Make Each Other Crawl So That Their Knees Are Bleeding.

I'm The Queen Of The Nerds.

Robert Plant Asked Me To Marry Him, But I Said 'no.' I Mean, You Just Don't Want To Marry Someone You've Wanted To Do It With Since You Were Thirteen, Because, Well, If He Farts, I Would, Like, Die!

If You Think A Child Is Going To Be Your Accessory... It's Not Like A Micro Pig. It's Not About Putting Them In Front Of The Television. You Need To Read To Them At Night.