My Father Did Not Rock. He Just

You’ll Never Know That Just Sitting Across A Room Full Of People, I Have Transformed You Into A Goddess. A Destroyer Of Despair.

If I Had To Perform In A Comedy Club I Would Bomb; I Would Be Trying Too Hard.

Adolescence Is A Plague On The Senses.

I Try To Be Well Informed. I Don't Know How Well I Do All The Time, But I Try Nonetheless.

I Believe That One Defines Oneself By Reinvention. To Not Be Like Your Parents. To Not Be Like Your Friends. To Be Yourself. To Cut Yourself Out Of Stone.