My Family Is Very Far From Normal.

I'd Like To Play Bass Like Bootsy Collins. I'm Serious. That Would Be My Dream.

Drink Heavily With Locals Whenever Possible.

Don't Touch My D**k, Don't Touch My Knife.

I'm Sure One Of The Frustrations Of Being A Western Enthusiast Of Japanese Food And Culture Is You're Confronted Every Day With The Absolute Certainty That You Will Die Ignorant.

What Nicer Thing Can You Do For Somebody Than Make Them Breakfast?