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When I Exhale, I Just Turn Right Into Louie Anderson.

I Know People That Have Blacked Out That I Party With That Dont Do Anything Irresponsible. They Just Act Drunk, ... I Dont Think People Should Ever Drink By Themselves Because They Need To Have Friends Around That Can Keep Them In Line In Case They Do Blackout.

My Father Was Swallowed Alive By His Own Anus. It Was A Terrible Way To Go.

I'm Not One To Mythologize Other Actors Too Much, But Obviously Sandy Bullock Is A Gorgeous Woman.

Any Kind Of Crisis Can Be Good. It Wakes You Up.