My Ego's Not The Kind That Says,

I Don't Know Whether I Prefer Astroturf To Grass. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

I'd Rather Go To Vietnam Than Get Married.

Of Course, In Pro Ball, They Never Hit The Quarterback In Practice.

You Learn You Can Do Your Best Even When Its Hard, Even When You're Tired And Maybe Hurting A Little Bit. It Feels Good To Show Some Courage.

I Wanna Kiss You. I Couldn't Care Less About The Team Struggling.