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My Dear, Did You Just Try To Prove The Existence Of God With Your Cleavage?
-Brandon Sanderson
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My Dear, Did You Just Try To
Brandon Sanderson
My Dear, Did You Just Try To Prove The Existence Of God With Your Cleavage?
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