My Dad Was Like A Stage Mother

Heaven Is On The Other Side Of That Feeling You Get When You’re Sitting On The Couch And You Get Up And Make A Triple-decker Sandwich. It’s On The Other Side Of That, When You Don’t Make The Sandwich. It’s About Sacrifice... It’s About Giving Up The Things That Basically Keep You From Feeling. That’s What I Believe, Anyway. I’m Always Asking, "what Am I Going To Give Up Next?" Because I Want To Feel.

Most Of The Time I Live With My Pain. I Have Pain But I Won't Show It Around. I Think That's The Nobility Of The Character. There's Something Noble In Not Spewing On People All The Time About Your Problems. I'm The Light Guy, So I Identified.

Maybe There Is No Actual Place Called Hell. Maybe Hell Is Just Having To Listen To Our Grandparents Breathe Through Their Noses When They're Eating Sandwiches.

I Really Want To Love Somebody. I Do. I Just Don't Know If It's Possible Forever And Ever.

There Was A Time When People Said, 'jim, If You Keep On Making Faces, Your Face Will Freeze Like That.' Now They Just Say, 'pay Him!'