My Dad Called Me Meat Head Dead

I Get A Kick Out Of The Fact That People Will Pick On The Writers In California For Being Responsible For The Content. The People Seriously Responsible For The Content Are The People Who Buy It.

I Got A Call From An Agent To Come To New York City, And Write For The 'ford Star Revue.' Because At The Time There Wasn't Much 'national Television'.

Maybe They Continued To Agree With Archie Bunker - As I Said Earlier, You Can't Change People's Minds, But You Can Get Them To Think.

Success Is How You Collect Your Minutes. You Spend Millions Of Minutes To Reach One Triumph, One Moment, Then You Spend Maybe A Thousand Minutes Enjoying It. If You Were Unhappy Through Those Millions Of Minutes, What Good Is The Thousand Minutes Of Triumph? It Doesn't Equate... Life Is Made Of Small Pleasures. Good Eye Contact Over The Breakfast Table With Your Wife. A Moment Of Touching A Friend. Happiness Is Made Of Those Tiny Successes. The Big Ones Come Too Infrequently. If You Don't Have All Those Zillions Of Tiny Successes, The Big Ones Don't Mean Anything.

In This Nation, Leadership Is Dollars.