My Company Is Called Talking Monkey, Inc.

The Misconception Is That Standup Comics Are Always On. I Don't Know Any Really Funny Comics That Are Annoying And Constantly Trying To Be Funny All The Time.

People Love To See People Fall.

When I Started Out I Was Definitely More Traditional. It Was 1988. Everyone Was Doing The Jerry Seinfeld.

If You're Dumb Enough To Do Crack, You're Supposed To Die. It's Evolution.

You Can't Measure What's Inside A Man's Heart.