My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A

I Am A Thespian Trapped In A Man's Body.

I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To Be Children. And Children Who Want To Be Adults.

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.

They Say You Only Go Around Once, But With A Muscle Car You Can Go Around Two Or Three Times.

I May Go Back And Spice It Up With A Little Bit Of The Tool Stuff And Grunting And All That That I Know So Well. But It Feels Like I'm Rehashing Old Material. And Some Of My Audiences Like That. So I'm There To Entertain. I'm Not There To Make A Political Statement Or Anything Like That. I'm There To Entertain.