My Closet Is Full Of Sad Little

Eat Every Meal As If It's Your Last; When The Last One Comes, You Probably Won't Be Very Hungry.

The Divorce Has Lasted Way Longer Than The Marriage, But Finally It's Over.

And Then The Dreams Break Into A Million Tiny Pieces. The Dream Dies. Which Leaves You With A Choice: You Can Settle For Reality, Or You Can Go Off, Like A Fool, And Dream Another Dream.

You Can't Retrieve You Life (unless You're On Wikipedia, In Which Case You Can Retrieve An Inaccurate Version Of It).

I Always Say That A Successful Parent Is One Who Raises A Child So That They Can Pay For Their Own Psychoanalysis.