My Cat Is Not Insane, She's Just

A Double-edged Sword One Side Destroys One Releases I Am Your Gordian Knot Will You Release Or Destroy Me? Follow Truth And You Shall: Find Me On Water Purify Me Through Fire Trapped By Earth Nevermore Air Will Whisper To You What Spirit Already Knows: That Even Shattered Anything Is Possible If You Believe Then We Shall Both Be Free.

Actually, Since I'm Gay I Think I Should Count For Two Guys Instead Of Just One. I Mean, In Me You Get The Male Point Of View And You Don't Have To Worry About Me Wanting To Touch Your Boobies.

I've Loved You For As Long As I Can Remember, And I'm Going To Love You For The Rest Of My Life.

Well, He Was Wearing Those Really Bad Pants Ant That Awful Shirt. Clearly He Did Need Some Things Explained To Him Bya Teenager, But I Didn't Think It Was The Right Time To Mention His Unforunate And Obvious Fashion Impairment.

The Fomorians Skittered Backward, Away From Me, Looking Justifiably Confused. I Mean, Really, How Many Human Women Actually Run To Them? And I Was A Human Woman Covered In Swamp Yuck, With Wild Red Hair Sticking Out In Matted Hunks And Arms Flailing Like A Demented Bride Of Frankenstein. I'd Run From Me.