My Cat Is Not Insane, She's Just

There Was A Pause, And Then Damien Said, "i Nominate Erik Night." Shaunee Rolled Her Eyes. Erin Said, "okay, How Many Times Do We Have To Explain This To You - The Boy Is Not On Your Team. He Likes Breasts And Vaginas, Not Penises And Anu - " "stop!" I Absolutely Did Not Want To Get Off On This Subject. "i Think Erik Night Is A Good Choice, And Not Because He Likes Me Or, Well...

I'm Going To Remember This, I Told Myself Sternly. I'm Going To Remember How Awful They Made Me Feel Today. So When I'm Scared And Alone And Whatever Else Is Going To Happen To Me Starts To Happen, I'm Going To Remember That Nothing About Be As Bad As Being Stuck Here.nothing.

You Know How It Is With Cats: They Don't Really Have Owners, They Have Staff.

Shaunee Was Digging In Her Purse Like She'd Misplaced A Tube Of One Of Mac's Seasonal Lipsticks That You Buy And Fall In Love With And Then They Discontinue It Because They Really Hate Us And Want Us To Be Crazy.

Actually, Since I'm Gay I Think I Should Count For Two Guys Instead Of Just One. I Mean, In Me You Get The Male Point Of View And You Don't Have To Worry About Me Wanting To Touch Your Boobies.