My Cat Is Not Insane, She's Just

That's As Nutty As Squirrel Turds

I Think Most People, And I'm Talking Vamp Or Human, Are Shitty. They Put On An Act. They Pretend To Be All Nicey-nice, But Are Really Just One Step Away From Showing Their True Asshole-ness.

It's A Little Hard Not To Worry When My Best Friend Keeps On Dying.

I've Found That The Way A Person Feels About Cats-and The Way They Feel About Him Or Her In Return-is Usually An Excellent Gauge By Which To Measure A Person's Character

What If The Beauty Around Us Is Meant As A Reminder For The Many Gifts We Have Been Given And Our Need To Give Thanks To Them?