My Breasts Have A Career. I'm Just

My Little Circle Of Friends Know How Twisted My Brain Is. I'm Constantly Reading And People Always Think, 'ah, We Didn't Know That About You,' But That's Part Of My Charm.

My Father Is A Great Grandfather. He's A Wonderful Grandfather, But He's A Terrible Husband.

Peta Is Such An Important Cause To Me. The Mistreatment Of Animals Is Something That Just Really Gets Me. I Feel It's Really The Most Important Part Of What I Do. Don't Eat Meat! Don't Wear Fur! I Mean, There Are So Many Other Options These Days.

It Is Great To Be A Blonde. With Low Expectations It's Very Easy To Surprise People.

[my Breasts] Had A Pretty Good Career. I’ve Basically Been Tagging Along For The Ride.