My Brain Surprises Even Me Sometimes.

It Is My Baby And If I Want To Bring It Out To Play Again, I Will.

We'll Send You A Hogwarts Toilet Seat!

I Never Expected To Be In The Papers. I Personally Never Expected To Be In The Papers. The Height Of My Ambition For These Books Was, Well Frankly, To Get Reviewed. A Lot Of Children's Books Don't Even Get Reviewed.. Forget Good Review, Bad Review. Personally, No, I Never Expected To Be In The Papers So It's An Odd Experience When It Happens To You .

There Appears To Be Something To Do With Vehicles And Movement That Stimulates My Writing.

The Best Of Us Must Sometimes Eat Our Words.