My Best Fishing-memory Is About Some Fish

Contrary To Popular Belief, The Past Was Not More Eventful Than The Present. If It Seems So It Is Because When You Look Backward Things That Happened Years Apart Are Telescoped Together, And Because Very Few Of Your Memories Come To You Genuinely Virgin.

A Dirty Joke Is Not, Of Course, A Serious Attack On Morality, But It Is A Sort Of Mental Rebellion, A Momentary Wish That Things Were Otherwise.

It Was Not The Man's Brain That Was Speaking; It Was His Larynx.

History Has Stopped. Nothing Exists Except An Endless Present In Which The Party Is Always Right.

Reality Exists In The Human Mind, And Nowhere Else.