My Anxieties Have Anxieties.

The Hand That Controls The Supper Dish Rules The World!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

Dear Santa Claus, Just A Last Note Before You Take Off. I Hope You Have A Nice Trip. Don't Forget To Fasten Your Seat Belt.

All You Need Is Love. But A Little Chocolate Now And Then Doesn't Hurt.

It's A Mistake To Try To Avoid The Unpleasant Things In Life... But I'm Beginning To Consider It.