My Animals Are A Really Important Part

I Am An Open Book, Literally. I Don't Mind If People Know Way Too Much About Me.

Because The Thing About Love Is That We Can't Control Whether We Get It, But We Can Control Whether We Give It.

I Was A Lawyer And I Loved It, But My Francesca Was Born, And A Divorce Followed Way Too Soon After.

Everybody Hates Lawyers, But They Don't Realize Judges Are Just Lawyers With A Promotion. Think About It.

People Project All Sorts Of Emotions Onto Their Cats, And Cats Like It That Way.