My Aim Is To Create The Perfect

I Used To Feel Famous, But Now I Feel Successful.

I Want A Big House With A Moat And Dragons And A Fort To Keep People Out.

Wearing Short Skirts While Dancing To A Manic Routine Without Showing Your Knickers Or Looking Indecent Is A Talent, As Far As I'm Concerned.

For Me To Go To America - Which I Find Such A Positive Place - Well, I Took To It Like A Duck To Water.

I Have Started Smiling! I've Mastered This Smirk; It's A Smile That Isn't A Smile.