My Advice To You, If You Should

Now, Girls, If You Want To Observe A Young Man Hustle Out After A Pick And Shovel, Just Tell Him That Your Heart Is In Some Other Fellow's Grave. Young Men Are Grave-robbers By Nature.

To A Woman Nothing Seems Quite Impossible To The Powers Of The Man She Worships.

A Story With A Moral Appended Is Like The Bill Of A Mosquito. It Bores You, And Then Injects A Stinging Drop To Irritate Your Conscience.

If There Was Ever An Aviary Overstocked With Jays It Is That Yaptouwn On The Hudson Called New York

When One Loves One's Art No Service Seems Too Hard.