My Advice Is: If You've Got To

I've Been Gone On The Road For The Past Three Years; Maybe I've Been Home For Two Or Three Weeks In A Year. I Literally Live - It's Like One Of Those Old Movies Where They Show A Train, And Pages Of A Calendar Are Peeling Away Like Leaves, And Then There's A Picture Of Me With Gray Hair.

I Think I'm In A Really Nice Position, Where I'm Sure I Could Do Another Show If I Wanted To Do One, But Right Now The Main Thing In My Mind Is Writing Songs.

I'm A Natural Ham. It Doesn't Bother Me To Perform.

I'm The Star Of Stage, Screen, And Television Now, But I'm Also Available For Children's Parties And Bar Mitzvahs.

I Don't Spend As Much Time On My Hair As People Think. I Get Out Of The Shower, Whack Some Grease On There And I'm Done.