My Advice Is: If You've Got To

I Did All My Guitar Playing At My House. And Then Finally, I Was Throwing Hay And Stuff Working In Stockton And Somebody Offered - Somehow They Had Heard Me Singing At The House And Said: Hey, I'll Hire You For Our Fraternity Party Or Sorority Party. And I Said: Well, Are They Going To Pay Me? And He Said: Yeah, We'll Pay You 50 Bucks.

The Things That Got Me Through Grade School Are Helping Me Out Later In Life. It's Like, I Show Up On Time. If You Buy A Ticket To One Of My Shows, I'll Show Up. I'll Be There. And If It Says 10:00, I'll Be On Stage At 10:00.

I Blow Up Fireworks All The Time, And I Love Making Milkshakes And Banana Splits.

I'm The Star Of Stage, Screen, And Television Now, But I'm Also Available For Children's Parties And Bar Mitzvahs.

Any Time You Talk About Your Own Stuff You Sound Self-aggrandising.