Mutilated Corpses With A Chance Of Afternoon

Life's Only Obligation, Afterall, Was To Be Interesting.

I Know Family Comes First, But Shouldn't That Mean After Breakfast?

I Really Am Guilty, Of Many Somethings, All Of Them Lethal And Very Enjoyable And Technically Not Quite Legal.

This Was Just No Fun. I Wanted My Brain Back.

In My Lifelong Study Of Human Beings, I Have Found That No Matter How Hard They Might Try, They Have Found No Way Yet To Prevent The Arrival Of Monday Morning. And They Do Try, Of Course, But Monday Always Comes, And All The Drones Have To Scuttle Back To Their Dreary Workaday Lives Of Meaningless Toil And Suffering.