Music Often Happens Even Faster Than Comedy

The Theater Business Is Very Much About "hey, If You Want Our Big Blockbuster At Christmas Time, You'll Play Our Piece Of Crap In April."

Even Under The Best Of Circumstances Men Are Hard Creatures To Trap. Women Who Flatter Themselves Into Thinking They've Trapped One Are Like People Who Believe They Can Get Rid Of The Cockroaches In Their Kitchen. They're In For A Big Surprise Late One Night When They Turn On The Light.

Sometimes, Songs Spill Out Of You Very Fast, And Sometimes You Have To Wrangle Them To The Floor. But The Same Thing Is True Of Comedy, Where Sometimes It Really Flows.

I Wasn't Playing Nixon's Satirical Stick Figure. I Was Playing Nixon The Man. As An Actor, I Felt I Had To Get To The Deeply Flawed Humanity Of The Guy.

I Have A Very Strong Visual Memory Of The First Time I Made Him Laugh. That Was Remarkable. I Was Like, "oh, God, I Just Made Jack Benny Laugh."