Music Is My Mistress And She Plays

People Do Not Retire. They Are Retired By Others.

I Never Had Much Interest In The Piano Until I Realized That Every Time I Played, A Girl Would Appear On The Piano Bench To My Left And Another To My Right.

If You Have A Great Band With A Mediocre Drummer, You Have A Mediocre Band. If You Have A Mediocre Band With A Great Drummer, You Have A Great Band!

Hurry, Get On Board, It's Comin', Listen To Those Rails A-thrumming All Aboard. Get On The "a" Train, Soon You Will Be On Sugar Hill In Harlem.

I Fluffed Off The Guy Who Kept Requesting Tunes All Night, Then Found Out He Was The King's Son.