Music Commands How We Feel, Dictates What

I Dress Up With A Conscience When I Think You'll Be Watching. I Say All The Right Things, I Don't Know What I Mean.

My First Record Had Just Broken, And These Guys Wanted My Autograph. I Thought, Oh, God, They Recognize Me. Turns Out They Thought I Was Heidi Fleiss.

I Have Been Around For A Long, Long Time. I Didn't Make It 'til I Was Older. I Went Through The Period When Women Were Not Getting Signed, Particularly If You Were Writing Songs That Were Lyrically Propelled.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

One Night, Don Henley Called, And I Told Him, 'i'm Washing Dishes And Bike Shorts.' He Said, 'it's In The Domestic Exercises Of Life That One Will Find The Biggest Inspiration.' And He Was Right.