Multi-tasking Arises Out Of Distraction Itself.

At First, I Only Laughed At Myself. Then I Noticed That Life Itself Is Amusing. I've Been In A Generally Good Mood Ever Since.

I?d Rather Be Rejected Than Used Because They Both Amount To The Same Thing In The End, But Being Used Takes A Lot Longer.

Know The Names Of Past And Current Artists Who Are Most Famous For Playing Their Instruments.

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Be Able To Hiccup Silently, Or At Least Without Alerting Neighbors To Your Situation. The First Hiccup Is An Exception.