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When You Are Winning A War Almost Everything That Happens Can Be Claimed To Be Right And Wise.

I Am Certainly Not One Of Those Who Need To Be Prodded. In Fact, If Anything, I Am The Prod.

Sure I Am Of This, That You Have Only To Endure To Conquer.

If You Have An Important Point To Make, Don't Try To Be Subtle Or Clever. Use A Pile Driver. Hit The Point Once. Then Come Back And Hit It Again. Then Hit It A Third Time - A Tremendous Whack.

Tidiness Is A Virtue, Symmetry Is Often A Constituent Of Beauty.