Mothers Are All Slightly Insane.

I Have Scars On My Hands From Touching Certain People…certain Heads, Certain Colours And Textures Of Human Hair Leave Permanent Marks On Me.

You Can't Stop A Teacher When They Want To Do Something. They Just Do It.

I Never Seem To Have Anything That If I Lost It I'd Care Too Much About.

The More Expensive A School Is, The More Crooks It Has — I'm Not Kidding.

I Just Never Felt So Fantastically Rocky In My Entire Life.